Improper Washroom Etiquette
So, you want to peep into the secret world of your favorite celebrity and watch them use the bathroom, huh? Well now’s your chance, get out your camera, put on your camouflage and join the paparazzi as we invade their privacy.
What’s up with celebrities and bathrooms anyway? I mean take George Michael for example. He was just arrested for the second time in a public bathroom. The first time back in LA he was trying to get a booty call and was arrested for lewd conduct and now on September 19 in London for being in possessing of drugs (crack cocaine and cannabis).
Tipped off by an attendant, the sad part is that Michael was still in the toilet when the police arrested him. Zeesh! What ever happened to privacy? Hopefully they didn’t catch him with his pants down this time. What I can’t understand is that he is Britain’s tenth richest man. Don’t you have your own bathroom Mike?
And then there is the movie star, Russel Brand. Back in April 2008, Brand (32), who has already been to rehab for an addiction to sex, was caught twice in the Embassy night club bathroom with 3 different women on a Saturday night and was facing being banned from the club for life because of his unacceptable behavior.
It was reported that back in September 2007, that Mariah Carey and her body guards tried to kick a couple of girls out of a public bathroom when she wanted to use the facility. The girls refused and were warned not to oogle Mariah when she was doing her duty.
Hey, it’s a public bathroom for a reason Mariah, take a number like everyone else. Just goes to show you celebrities just like the rest of us have bodily functions too.
Toilet Seat Trepidation’s
And here’s a bit of trivia that will make you raise your eyebrow. It seems that Madonna (you know, “Like a Virgin” girl) is very picky when it comes to toilet seats. When she goes on tour she requires a new seat to be installed just for her before she will go to the bathroom.
According to sources, the seat has to be inspected by her people and then installed with an unbroken seal by plumbers before every show. I guess they call her the material girl for a good reason. Seems kind of wasteful to me but if you got the cash….and she’s got lots of it.
Last but not least there is Britney Spears, the “Michael Jackson” of female superstars. If sensationalism is the name of the game then Britney is Queen. This girl is without shame. On a recent road trip to Vegas she let the media film her going to the bathroom and all the while, with a smirk on her face, laughed and joked with the photographers! Need I say more?
What ever happen to that wholesome all American girl that we all knew and loved? Boy, do I miss the Mickey Mouse club.
Public bathrooms are, well public, so unfortunately what goes on in a public bathroom will soon become public, that is if you are a celebrity and have a zillion paparazzi lurking around every corner waiting to expose you to the world.